Sorry, I couldn’t fit Amazingly shit into the title. So anyway, Blohan 2.0’s new video clip for All The Way Around has just been released and it’s getting scathing reviews. And deservedly so! One youtube user wrote “Stick to porn!” I hope I remembered to post that under a different account..

I’m not totally sold on whether its an “official” clip, but if Dina Lohan has anything to do with it, it will be! Bitch totally edited that so she’d be in every second scene.

Dina Lohan has just learned that her 45 year old daughter Ali had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.

Ali Lohan’s rep told TMZ that Ali had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14″ and “Bun Busters 12.” Yeah and I’m the Queen of England. Of course Ali knew about it - her mother orchestrated the whole thing for their shitty reality TV show. It’s pretty funny though considering porn is exactly where Ali’s career is heading. She’ll have to settle for Memaw-on-Memaw porn though since she already looks haggard as all hell.

Meanwhile, Dina is going pretend ape-shit for the camera’s.

Skanks turned out by the droves last night for the premiere of The Sisterhood of the TravellingWhore’s Knickers 2. Even A-lister Ali Lohan showed her 45 year old ass up, this time without her less famous sibling Lindsay. And bitch is still wearing that damn choker. I don’t care much for choker’s but I’d love to Choke HER! I kid, I kid.

Also in attendance were rumored boyfriends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl as well as the stars of the movie Alexis Bledel, Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera and Blake UnLively. America looks like she ingested a whale. Poor thing.

[Images: Faded Youth Blog]