Amy Winehouse has revealed that she wants to have at least five children with her fresh-out-of-jail husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, whilst also denying that the two were in an open relationship.

“Blake and I can”t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time,” The Telegraph quoted Winehouse, as saying. “To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They”ve got their heads screwed on a lot better,” she added.

Speak for yourself, bitch! Just because you’re in a constant drug-induced coma, doesn’t mean the rest of us have shit for brains. And no Amy, don’t get your hopes up. The most you and Blake will be able to produce is a Super STD. If she does end up conceiving, I hope she keeps her bongs and needles out of the babies beds!