In a new interview with Allure magazine, Victoria Beckham has admitted to following a very strict diet and exercise regime to keep her waifish figure. Pig-Snout Spice says that she lives on “fish, vegetables, fruits and japanese food.” In other words nothing.

She also addresses accusations that she’s anorexic. “Of course I eat. I’ve been accused of not eating for ten years. If I hadn’t eaten for ten years I’d be [awfully] hungry.”

Binge. Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge. Shit. Shit some more. That my friends, is my strict diet regime. I suggest Vicky.B. adopts this wonderful way of life since she’s such a fat ass. That way she won’t have to live on salteen crackers and raisins.

Donatella Versace’s muppet-headed daugher Allegra showed her 22 pound ass at the premiere of the Dark Knight in London this past week, looking like the poster child for starving children in Africa.

The 22 year old went public with her ongoing struggle to put a donut in her gob last year and still obviously hasn’t given into the artery clogging goodness that is Krispy Kreme. Her idea of a “treat” is probably two raisins and a rice cracker, which she later vomits back up. Sad.

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