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How uncomfortable…

 

More pictures from the Elle photo shoot of Zefron and Vanessa Hudgens have surfaced including their High School Musical co-star Ashley Tisdale. Awkward, much?

Zachary’s looking at Skankessa as though she’s a big, juicy wang. And as usual, Jizzdale looks like rat shit. It looks like someone’s stuck a blonde wig on a gerbil and tranquilized it so it looks dead. Naw, she’s probably just pissed that she has to play third wheel to Skankessa - whose most recent work includes naked piccies leaked on the internet, a commerical for skank department store Sears and the lyrical masterpiece Sneakernight. If you haven’t seen Sneakernight yet, watch below for Lulz. It’s unintentionally hilarious!

 [Image: ONTD]


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Zac Efron hangs with his gurrrrls

Ashley Tisdale aka Gonzo from The Muppets celebrated her 23rd birthday at the DKNY jeans beach house in Malibu over the weekend. Among the guests at the party were Princess Zefron and fag hag Vanessa Hudgens. Whilst feasting on Pink Taco (to which Zac said “ew”) and cupcakes, Zac said of Jizzdale, “She is sweeter than this cupcake!” What he really meant to say is “She’s sweeter than this cupcake, but not as sweet as Brad Pitt’s ass”.

Here’s Zachary and his favorite girlfriends letting their hair down. Right after this photo was taken, they all went to the bar, ordered cosmo’s and slapped on their lippy.

 [Image: People]


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