Princess Nancypants, Clay Aiken, is now a daddy! Jaymes Foster - the 50 year old fag hag he artifically inseminated - gave birth to a healthy baby boy around 8am on Friday. They’ve named him Parker Foster Aiken.

That baby had a slim chance of coming out hetereosexual as it is, without being named what could possibly be the gayest name ever! But what’s more startling is that we don’t know the make up of the mother’s genes. Let’s see…she’s 50, she’s friends with Clay Aiken and her name is Jaymes. If she’s not a big snatch eating dyke then I’m the Queen of England. I just hope for the baby’s sake that he doesn’t up looking like his lezzbot daddy. Someone needs to poison his spermsies so this doesn’t happen again!

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