Soccer stud David Beckham is secretly lusting after one of his wife’s friends, burlesque stripper Dita Von Teese. The Daily Mail reports that Dita was “thrilled” when she got a text message from Becks, who is smitten with her raunchy stripper routines. A rep for Becks denied the allegation saying, “Dita is really Victoria’s friend. I think David and Dita have met only once.”

Heck, they probably haven’t even met at all. This source sounds like Tom Cruise after Becks turned him down for play hide the sausage. Bitter old queen! Besides…Becks loves Vicky B, even if she is some kind of alien-robot crossbreed with a detachable penis.

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