Tranny Lovato debuted her new video clip for her single “Get Back” today and in a nutshell…it sucks. BRB I need to de-skankify my computer screen with some baby wipes.

 Rolling Stone thinks people who read their magazine, actually care about Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens. They probably don’t, but since Miley’s record label are making big bucks thanks to all the tweenies who went out and bought 10 copies of her album Acne Breakout, they can probably afford prime position promo.

Looks like they paid them to be kind to Vanessa’s album too since that stinker got 3 stars out of 5. The mag rated the new Jonas Brother’s album the best of the lot, giving them 4 stars and Slyrus’s album came in second with 3 and a half stars. Skankessa got owned!

Oh and what do you lot think of their cartoon? Who ever did Slyrus’s JellO gums, duck lips and chipmunk teeth needs a raise stat! Respect, brudda. You can catch the album reviews & cartoon in the next issue with Robert Downey Jnr on the cover. I might buy it if it’s free. If not, they can shove it!

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Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez put on their happy faces - or in Demi’s case her tranny face - and posed for the camera’s together last night at the Teen Choice Awards. Supposedly there was never a rift between them, but Miley looks like she’s about to stab Demi in the back with a hair pin.

Miley also needs to do something about her tic-tac teefs! NOT CUTE! Speaking of not cute, how hideous is Demi’s outfit? She looks like she’s off to have tea with the Queen. As in the real Queen and not Zac Efron.

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