Things between Gossip Girl co-stars Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford are heating up, reports the NY Daily News. A spy at a recent show for Brit pop act The Ting Tings said that the two were inseperable “and never moved more than a foot apart.” The spy went onto mention that even with a horde of girls around them, the two “only had eyes for each other.” More like brown eyes lubed up with crisco oil.

Chace strikes me as the type of gay who likes jerkin’ the gerkin’ while watching guys bat off on the net, but when it comes to the real thing he points and giggles like a school girl. I just hope when Eddie Westwick’s his no-no hole, he’ll loosen up a bit and stop being so pretentious. Embrace the homo!