Blohan and her not-so-adorable teenage dropout boyfriend, Samantha Ronson, were spotted taking a lover’s stroll along Miami Beach yesterday afternoon. How sweet…not.

And for heavens sake Blohan! Spare me the vomit bucket and put on your damn leggings! I’ve seen mouldy cottage cheese before and it looks a hell of a lot better than your pasty ass thunder thighs. If you need an excuse to call in sick to work, look no further than the close up of Blohan’s el chunkito thighs below. And if that doesn’t work, just picture those two doing sexy times.

[Images: Gossip Girls]

Call me a bad gay, but I didn’t even know who Valentino was until 5 minutes ago. Apparently he’s some kind of famous fashion designer. Anygay, here’s Pepaw Oompa Loompa lunching at some trendy restaurant in LA yesterday, with no less than 10 pounds of bronzer on. He probably thinks it gives him a light glow.

 [Image: TMZ]