Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez put on their happy faces - or in Demi’s case her tranny face - and posed for the camera’s together last night at the Teen Choice Awards. Supposedly there was never a rift between them, but Miley looks like she’s about to stab Demi in the back with a hair pin.

Miley also needs to do something about her tic-tac teefs! NOT CUTE! Speaking of not cute, how hideous is Demi’s outfit? She looks like she’s off to have tea with the Queen. As in the real Queen and not Zac Efron.

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Skanks turned out by the droves last night for the premiere of The Sisterhood of the TravellingWhore’s Knickers 2. Even A-lister Ali Lohan showed her 45 year old ass up, this time without her less famous sibling Lindsay. And bitch is still wearing that damn choker. I don’t care much for choker’s but I’d love to Choke HER! I kid, I kid.

Also in attendance were rumored boyfriends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl as well as the stars of the movie Alexis Bledel, Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera and Blake UnLively. America looks like she ingested a whale. Poor thing.

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Some cow threatened me with legal action if I didn’t remove this photo. What a skank, right?!

Rumors of a possible romance between Jess Origliasso of The Veronicas and MTV host Ruby Rose have been doing the rounds on the webz lately and now new pictures have surfaced showing the two skanks getting their dyke on.

First of all, Jess isn’t even a lesbian. She’s what you call an attention seeking whore. Secondly, Ruby is totally getting a boner - or the female equivalent. And last of all, why do they look like they just raided some cheap hookers closet? I can basically smell the stench of cigarettes, 3 day old panties and sweaty clams from here! Barf!