Just when I thought she was looking slimmer, new pictures have surfaced of Shitney looking like she ingested a baby whale. OK so they’re not that bad, but she could definitely lose a few. If she cut out the damn Cheeto’s, curtailed the frappes and hit the treadmill, she’d be a brand new Shitney. Until then, keep your babies under 24/7 surveillance because her thunder thighs are set to terrorise! Run, y’all!

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Hilary Duff, along with boyfriend Mike Comrie and mom Susan, spent Saturday lunching together and checking out stores around LA.

How hawt is Hilary’s mom, ya’ll? I’d hit it…with a Jenny Craig diet book! Now we know where Hilz got that dreaded tuckshop-lady arms gene from! Still, that’s no excuse for looking like an Oompa Loompa out of makeup.

[Images: Hilary News]