You MUST watch this!!!

Is it true you can get stoned through other people - like second hand smoke? If so, chuck out your bongs and throw out the shrooms, cuz youtube’s biggest stoner has arrived. Either this guy’s on a 5 second delay or he’s high as a motherfucker. I lasted 1 minute of watching this dribble, before I realized it wasn’t going anywhere. But still…good a laugh.

Stoner boy claims he goes to college and lives in his parents basement, but I’m calling bullshit. If he was to tilt the webcam just a touch, we’d probably see pots of weed and ripped apart textbooks. Just so stoner boy knows, you can’t get smart off of smoking the textbook paper. I’ve tried it already and it doesn’t work. Don’t judge.

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America Ferrera and Blake UnLively were on Good Day LA yesterday to promote their new movie The Sisterhood of the Travelling whore’s knickers 2 when things got catty. Watch below for lulz:

Princess Nancypants, Clay Aiken, is now a daddy! Jaymes Foster - the 50 year old fag hag he artifically inseminated - gave birth to a healthy baby boy around 8am on Friday. They’ve named him Parker Foster Aiken.

That baby had a slim chance of coming out hetereosexual as it is, without being named what could possibly be the gayest name ever! But what’s more startling is that we don’t know the make up of the mother’s genes. Let’s see…she’s 50, she’s friends with Clay Aiken and her name is Jaymes. If she’s not a big snatch eating dyke then I’m the Queen of England. I just hope for the baby’s sake that he doesn’t up looking like his lezzbot daddy. Someone needs to poison his spermsies so this doesn’t happen again!

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 Rolling Stone thinks people who read their magazine, actually care about Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens. They probably don’t, but since Miley’s record label are making big bucks thanks to all the tweenies who went out and bought 10 copies of her album Acne Breakout, they can probably afford prime position promo.

Looks like they paid them to be kind to Vanessa’s album too since that stinker got 3 stars out of 5. The mag rated the new Jonas Brother’s album the best of the lot, giving them 4 stars and Slyrus’s album came in second with 3 and a half stars. Skankessa got owned!

Oh and what do you lot think of their cartoon? Who ever did Slyrus’s JellO gums, duck lips and chipmunk teeth needs a raise stat! Respect, brudda. You can catch the album reviews & cartoon in the next issue with Robert Downey Jnr on the cover. I might buy it if it’s free. If not, they can shove it!

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Dina Lohan has just learned that her 45 year old daughter Ali had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.

Ali Lohan’s rep told TMZ that Ali had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14″ and “Bun Busters 12.” Yeah and I’m the Queen of England. Of course Ali knew about it - her mother orchestrated the whole thing for their shitty reality TV show. It’s pretty funny though considering porn is exactly where Ali’s career is heading. She’ll have to settle for Memaw-on-Memaw porn though since she already looks haggard as all hell.

Meanwhile, Dina is going pretend ape-shit for the camera’s.