Samantha Ronson cleans up well! The “DJ” and her siblings, music producer Mark and fashion designer Charlotte dress up as the dysfunctional movie family The Royal Tenanbaums for the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. And I must say, SamRo is actually looking quite handsome - kind of like a recovered meth addict. The other two look like they’re stoned out of their minds, but at least Mark remains sexy while doing so. That bitch is hot and I’d hit it ten times over.

You know Blohan is totally creaming her panties over this. Panties say what? I totally meant jocks. It’s a lezzie thing.

[Images: Harpers Bazaar]

Here’s the first few pics of Shitney filming her promo for the MTV VMA’s. I’m glad they stuck her in black, cuz she usually looks like she just raided the buffet and downed a plateful of profiteroles. Homegirl is lookin’ good, although I think anyone would look half decent next to “comedian” Russell Brand. He looks like  the lovechild of Amy Winehouse and Frankenstein. And for the record, I’m not laughing.

[Images: Access Hollywood]

Gossip Girl Leighton Meester looked stunning at the Limelight Paris-New York Collection hosted by Piaget last night. Failed singer & actress Emmy Rossum was also there, presumably for lack of a better thing to do. Did anyone watch her last film Poseidon? Stale old cheese would’ve left a better taste in my mouth than what her stale performance did. Here’s some pics of Emmy trying to leech onto Leighton last night. The photographers probably didn’t even know who she is!

[Images: ONTD]