…WITH A CHILD! No joke! The NY Post is reporting that “retired” porn queen Jenna Jameson is pregnant with the baby of current boyfriend fuckbuddy UFC champ Tito Ortiz. Who even knew these two were dating? Heck, she probably didn’t even know they were dating until the paternity tests were revealed. A source told the post:

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything. She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

Oh please, don’t feed me bullshit. The bitch could probably make a resume with all the abortions she’s had and she was probably planning on aborting this one too. You can bet your Jenna Jameson special edition DVD collection that if she denys it, its already been aborted.

[Image: NY Post]