Jennifer Aniston and current fling John Mayer are planning to get married - that’s if you believe the new issue of OK! Magazine. A source close to the actress told the magazine, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart…No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option.” Heart? What heart?

Sounds like nothing more than a desperate attempt to try and upstage Brangelina’s moment of glory. The bitch just can’t hack someone else being happy for once. She should hang her head in shame.

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If recent sightings of the two rockers are anything to go by, one would assume Pete Wentz and John Mayer are pretty gay chummy. So much so, that Gayer is reportedly in the running to become a godfather to Pete and Ashlee’s emo baby. All this talk of emo’s, is making me depressed. Just stand by while I slit my wrists. Don’t do it? Save your breath…I wasn’t going to do it anyway.

I wonder what Jessica Simpson thinks about all of this? She was probably angry for a few minutes, before turning her attention to more important matters like lunch and more specifically, why the fuck her tuna is made from chicken of the sea.

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