“Glamour model” Katie Price was at some cheap department store in England over the past weekend hawking out her bedding range to hundreds of “fans”. Um, who is Katie Price? *Googles* Ohhh it’s that big tittied skank Jordan.

Fuck the linen and show me more of the new troll doll! Or is that the new Shrek plush doll? Eh, whatever it is, I’ve got dibs on that thing for Halloween. My mom sent me off for trick-or-treat in a fairy costume last year and I’m still emotionally scarred by the taunts. Well NOT THIS YEAR PEOPLE! This year will be my chance for revenge and trolly doll over there will make everyone cry and beg for mercy. “Don’t kill me Bride of Chucky” they will say, before I let it loose on them. Yeah, I’m evil.

Edit Further research confirmed my suspicions…that’s Katie Price’s daughter Princess Tiami. I’ll stop typing before I get anthrax in the mail.

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