Lance Armstrong is already blabbing about ex-whore Kate Hudson. An Armstrong associate at his Livestrong Charity foundation, told The Sun Times that Lance thought Kate was ”just too needy,” adding that she was coming on ”too strong, too fast.”

I guess banging puss after Jakey Gyllenhaal’s boy-hole, would be a let down, no? Then again, Jakey was a “needy” bitch too…as in needed Lancey’s sausage in between his bun buns for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I’m totally convinced Lance had his peen replicated in silicon and then shoved it up Gyllenwhore’s mangina before dumping his ass. Gyllenwhore’s always got that smug, annoying look on his face like he knows something we don’t.

As for that dumb slut Kate, you’d think her cooch would have learned how to trap a peen by now. If it doesn’t, Kate’s next relationship is doomed. As is the one after that and the one after that and so on..