Shitney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline made his first public appearance since he was granted sole custody of their kids earlier this month. K-Fed was seen smoking and chugging down Iced Coffee in between flogging balls (no, not his own) at the Trump National Golf Club.

K-Douche Nozzle spoke to People magazine later that night at Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, outside L.A. He told them that he had “been staying home with the family.” You don’t say…

Frollet* boy looks like he’s been sitting on his hole for the past few months playing wankstation and chowing down bags of Cheetos. Now that he’s getting 20 K a month in “child support”, he’ll never have to make another album. It’s a win win situation for everyone.

*Front mullet

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