Archive for the 'Kids' Category

Pete Doperty has a son?

 

Babyshambles lead singer Pete Doherty put in some quality father-son time earlier today, when he took his adorable son Astile and ex-girlfriend Lisa Moorish to a trendy pub in central London. It was only last week that Doherty fronted court and pleaded guilty to criminal damage of a photographer’s camera. He was ordered to pay 918.27 euro.

I wonder how many ”toilet breaks” Doperty took to take advantage of his time away from rehab. But more importantly, why is that adorable little boy wearing skinny jeans? He’ll end up like Travis from Big Brother if he doesn’t give his boy-bits some more room!

[Images: Daily Mail]


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Amy Winehouse wants 5 kids. WTF?!

 

Amy Winehouse has revealed that she wants to have at least five children with her fresh-out-of-jail husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, whilst also denying that the two were in an open relationship.

“Blake and I can”t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time,” The Telegraph quoted Winehouse, as saying. “To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They”ve got their heads screwed on a lot better,” she added.

Speak for yourself, bitch! Just because you’re in a constant drug-induced coma, doesn’t mean the rest of us have shit for brains. And no Amy, don’t get your hopes up. The most you and Blake will be able to produce is a Super STD. If she does end up conceiving, I hope she keeps her bongs and needles out of the babies beds!


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