Baby Brangelina chicklets! Aka Knox & Vivienne! How adorable are they? I’m totally framing that $15 million picture and sending it straight to the trophy room! OK so I don’t have a trophy room, but I do need toilet paper!

Saint Angelina told the magazine “Shiloh and Z pick out the twins clothes and help change and hold them. It’s sweet – they are little mommies.” 

Shiloh may look like a bucket of laughs, but deep down she’s seething with anger. Shiloh’s pictures were only worth $6 million and the twins got $7.5 million EACH. If clothes pins end up in the twins nappies, you’ll know who it was. JOKING, joking!

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In a new interview with Allure magazine, Victoria Beckham has admitted to following a very strict diet and exercise regime to keep her waifish figure. Pig-Snout Spice says that she lives on “fish, vegetables, fruits and japanese food.” In other words nothing.

She also addresses accusations that she’s anorexic. “Of course I eat. I’ve been accused of not eating for ten years. If I hadn’t eaten for ten years I’d be [awfully] hungry.”

Binge. Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge. Shit. Shit some more. That my friends, is my strict diet regime. I suggest Vicky.B. adopts this wonderful way of life since she’s such a fat ass. That way she won’t have to live on salteen crackers and raisins.

Tween sensation, the Jonas Brothers, appear on the cover of next month’s issue of Rolling Stone magazine in what appears to be a desperate attempt to nab a slice of the lucrative tween dollar. It’s the only market they’ve yet to crack, after winning over the gays with the Zac Efron issue. Kevin Jonas’s (the ugly one of the lot on the left) not-so-subtle attempt to pull off his brother’s singlet should also attract paeophile’s with incetuious fetishes. Ew much?!

Let’s just hope Walmart have re-stocked their girl’s undies section, cuz you know they’ll be getting their knickers in a knot over these three geeks!

Meanwhile, uber-successful music producer Timbaland says he plans to work with the Jonas Brothers on his next album, which will serve as a sequel to his platinum selling album Shock Value. Hopefully that will be the kiss of death for the Jewonas Brothers, like it was for Ashley Simpson, and they will fade back into obscurity faster than you can say S.O.S. Ha!