The NY Post is reporting that Madonna helped her gay brother Christopher Ciccone pen the “tell-all” book on her by ghost-writing parts of it for him.

“That’s why there’s nothing too devastating in Chris’s book. He’s mean to others, but not so much to his sister.”

What is she, like the hall monitor? I’m so over Hag manipulating people to paint her in a nice light. Don’t they realize, that they stand to make a fortune when they reveal she performs a Dirty Sanchez on Guy Ritchie every night?? Oh come on, like there’s any chance that he’s the pants in the relationship. Bitch walks around like she’s got a 9 inch dick between her legs.

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Madonna and her scat-lipped daughter Lourdes were spied leaving the Kaballah Centre in NYC last night, hand in hand. Hagdonna was said to be in a state of dissaray when a bunch of kids mistook her with Janice from The Muppets. Hey, that’s a compliment! Cat lady, anyone?

No, in all seriousness, imagine the adverse affect this will have on women-only gyms. Hag’s man muscles are enough to make the whole industry fall into recession. Also, does this mean Guy Ritchie is gay?

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