Major douchebag alert!!!

Michael Lohan won’t be walking his daughter Lindsay down the aisle anytime soon. That’s if she intends on marrying a woman. When asked about the rumors of a Lindsay/Samantha wedding in the future, he told reporters that he was not aware of any such plans and added that he wouldn’t walk her down the aisle anyway.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

  Not to worry Michael, Lindsay is only bumping poon for press. Once the fishy stench of Sam’s cooter puts her in a coma, she’ll be back to her serial dick-sucking ways. Throw in a couple of more DUI’s, trips to rehab and crotch shots into the equation and she might win over her father’s love. But heaven forbid big bad gay marriage!