America Ferrera and Blake UnLively were on Good Day LA yesterday to promote their new movie The Sisterhood of the Travelling whore’s knickers 2 when things got catty. Watch below for lulz:
The Dark Knight is still raking in the dosh at the box office, adding another $7.8 million to the vault on Friday which brings it’s cumulative total to a massive $423 million. Not even the much hyped stoner movie Pineapple Express could topple it. It settled for second position with $7.65 million. Both movies are expected to make upwards of $20 for the entire weekend. I’m really dissappointed. I thought all the stoners were going to come out in full force with their bong sabres. I guess they were too busy doing other things at home…like getting stoned. Haha.
As for Batman, I’ll be waiting until that shit comes out on DVD before I force myself to watch it. No really, I’ll have to chain myself to the couch and have a bucket of fried chicken to feast on before I can sit through that. Batman bores me to tears.
Update Earlier estimates were wrong. Pineapple Express took in $7.8 million and The Dark Knight finished second with $7.5 million.
With reports that Britney Spears is spending $22, 000 a month to help get her body back into shape, we’re finally starting to see the fruits of her personal trainer’s labour. Not only that, but she’s ditched her trashy stripper weave and replaced it with summery, blonde locks. It’s the end of an era, y’all. R.I.P. crazy Brit Brit. You will be missed dearly.
In other Shitney news, Quentin Tarantino has reportedly chosen her for a role in the remake of 1965 horror film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Spears is set to play a lesbian stripper, which will involve sex scenes with another girl followed by a grisly bloodbath. Sounds like the role she was born to play. Seriously though, does she think she’s being ironic taking this role or something? The bitch has only been “sane” for a few months and she’s already choosing scripts that could have been considered biographical a year ago. Just as long as she enlists Sam Lufti to help her prepare for the role, then it’s all good by me. He’ll have her back to her beaver flashin’, umbrella waving antics in no time. Hooray! Here’s pictures of Shitters shopping on Robertson Boulevard yesterday.
[Images: Faded Youth Blog]
The new teaser trailer for the next Harry Potter movie The Half-blood Prince has just hit the netz. Nerds everywhere are jizzing their Astro Boy undies. Check it out below.
While the Dark Knight added another $23.1 million to the vault on Friday, The X-Files: I want to believe made a laughable $4 million. It is expected to make no more than $10 million for the entire weekend.
Red heads always fail at the box office, because no one wants to see their annoying asses. Nicole Kidman…Julianne Moore…Lindsay Blohan…yeah you get the point. Gillian Anderson was definitely the kiss of death for this film, but if the film execs had ”taken care of business” like what the Dark Knight producers did to Heath, a few more people might have turned out knowing that Gillian was now six feet under. You can kiss those big, undeserved paycheques goodbye, firecrotch. Your career is OVER!
In what could be an oscar winning performance *cue the laughter*, Britney Spears is set to star in a new “sadomasochistic sex movie” called The Knoxville Carjacking Party. The failing pop star’s last movie, Crossroads, was savaged by critics
“The movie, based on the true story of two students who were allegedly carjacked, kidnapped, raped and killed in the Tennessee city, would no doubt pose a number of challenges for the young star.”
Concern has been raised over whether Spears would be able to handle the intensity of the disturbing sex scenes. Hmmm shouldn’t they be more concerned over her acting ability or lack of. Shitney should just stick to making stripper videos for comedic purposes and not for forcing her craptastic songs on us. There’s nothing better than watching Shitney parade her cottage-cheese-in-a-garbage-bag-thighs around a stripper’s pole, desperately trying to revive an already buried career. Speaking of which, rumor has it that she’s going to team up with Justin Timberlake for her next album. And just when I thought he couldn’t do any worse than Hagdonna. This is career suicide!
The Dark Knight is continuing to dominate the weekly Box Office in the US, taking another $18.3 million on Wednesday. That brings it’s 6 day cume to $222.1 million. Not only that, but it’s broken a bunch of records.
Since Heath Ledger is dead and all, I wonder who will take up the role of The Joker next. I say slap some red lippy and bird shit across Cameron Diaz’s annoying face and you’ve got a pretty good contender. Scratch that. I could barely sit through Shrek knowing that that untalented hack got paid a mint to voice her animated counterpart (duh - the ogre form of Princess Fiona).
If Cheesy Grin Diaz doesn’t work out, then maybe Miley Cyrus could try out for the part. She’s got that deep, masculine voice down to a tee. Now that her balls have dropped, I bet she’s fielding film offers by the dozen.