Here’s the first few pics of Shitney filming her promo for the MTV VMA’s. I’m glad they stuck her in black, cuz she usually looks like she just raided the buffet and downed a plateful of profiteroles. Homegirl is lookin’ good, although I think anyone would look half decent next to “comedian” Russell Brand. He looks like  the lovechild of Amy Winehouse and Frankenstein. And for the record, I’m not laughing.

[Images: Access Hollywood]

Guess whose making a comeback at this years MTV Video Music Awards, y’all? Shitney!!! According to E! Online, Shitters filmed a television promo spot at the Paramount lot in Hollywood on tuesday with first time host Russell Brand.

“It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show,” a source told E! Online. “There’s also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in ‘the elephant in the room.’ ” It’s not yet known whether or not she will be performing. Say it isn’t so…

OK let’s just say Shitters does do a “comeback” performance, how the hell is she supposed to top last year’s slo-mo pig trot across the stage? It was like watching a pig with tourettes trying to wade through mud. Combine that with some shockingly pathetic lip-synching and you had the performance of a decade. If she doesn’t make a headline this year, she may as well hang up the weave and call it a day.