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Chainsaw weilding crazy bitch alert! Yep, Pink is back and this time she wants revenge on her ex-husband Carey Hart. The first few lines are brillz!

I guess i just lost my husband
I don’t know where he went
So I’m gonna drink my money
I’m not gonna pay his rent (Nope)
I got a brand new attitude
And I’m gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight 

Some might think it’s Crass and bold, but I think it’s fucking awesome! I mean, the girl’s obviously talented with a 9 inch strap on as she’s got more testosterone than my left nut. Respect.

Tranny Lovato debuted her new video clip for her single “Get Back” today and in a nutshell…it sucks. BRB I need to de-skankify my computer screen with some baby wipes.

Guess whose making a comeback at this years MTV Video Music Awards, y’all? Shitney!!! According to E! Online, Shitters filmed a television promo spot at the Paramount lot in Hollywood on tuesday with first time host Russell Brand.

“It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show,” a source told E! Online. “There’s also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in ‘the elephant in the room.’ ” It’s not yet known whether or not she will be performing. Say it isn’t so…

OK let’s just say Shitters does do a “comeback” performance, how the hell is she supposed to top last year’s slo-mo pig trot across the stage? It was like watching a pig with tourettes trying to wade through mud. Combine that with some shockingly pathetic lip-synching and you had the performance of a decade. If she doesn’t make a headline this year, she may as well hang up the weave and call it a day.

Pink is gearing up to release her fifth studio album and the first single entitled So What has just been leaked. Click HERE to listen to it.

It’s catchy, fun and current and follows in the vain of I kissed a girl’s “controversial” lyrics. She opens the song with “I guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went. So I’m gonna drink my money, I’m not gonna pay his rent.” And despite the lyrical content of the song, she tells us on her new myspace blog that Carey “likey’s too” adding “we are insane“. You don’t say…

Sorry, I couldn’t fit Amazingly shit into the title. So anyway, Blohan 2.0’s new video clip for All The Way Around has just been released and it’s getting scathing reviews. And deservedly so! One youtube user wrote “Stick to porn!” I hope I remembered to post that under a different account..

I’m not totally sold on whether its an “official” clip, but if Dina Lohan has anything to do with it, it will be! Bitch totally edited that so she’d be in every second scene.

Ricki-Lee Coulter, who placed 7th in series 2 of Australian Idol, has just dropped her new single called Wiggle It. It’s quite a stretch from the continual drone of craptastic songs being pumped out by our homegrown artists, so ya’ll should check it out!

Click HERE to listen to it.

This song is totally going to flog the shit out of Delta’s new snoozer I can’t break it to my gay boyfriend heart. But hey, let’s not pretend like I’m the only one who hates Delta. It was Ricki-Lee who called her out as a “Bitch!” last year on national radio. Meow!

Openly-gay singer Sam Sparro has revealed that he will be penning tracks for Lindsay Lohan’s next flop Spirit In The Dark. “Working with Lindsay is an interesting proposition. I’ve always been a big fan and I think she’s cool,” he told the Mirror newspaper. Sparro will head to LA in a few weeks to start writing tracks for the album.

I can’t believe Blohan’s record company are shelling out all this money for what we already know is going to sound like a muffled orgy drowned out by Blohan’s raspy sex tones. This my friend, is what you would call a bad investment. Kind of similar to those cheap condoms her father used the night she was conceived. CLICK HERE to listen to Bossy which is the first single off the album. Poor thing…she must of had a blocked nose the day she recorded that. Awful!

Miley Cyrus’s new CD Breakout has debuted at #1 on the Billboard album charts, beating out other debuts by Sugarland and Nine Inch Nails. Acne Breakout scanned 371, 000 copies in its first week, almost 60, 000 more than Sugarland’s Love On The Inside, which settled for #2 position.

Knock me down with a feather! People still buy CD’s? Why buy when you can download for free! Besides, Miley can make lots of money from other things like condom endorsements and starting her own line of slut lingerie. She could call that shit “The Empresses’ new panties”. Anyone who hasn’t read The Emperor’s new clothes will totally be sucked in LOL.

Whitney Houston’s new song Like I Never Left featuring rapper Akon has been leaked onto the netz. The song is thought to be the lead single off of her new album, which is due for release in November. If you’re having trouble getting to sleep, here’s the perfect antidote:

Can someone please get Akon some cough syrup? Nappy head sounds like he swallowed some sanding paper and washed it down with adhesive. Oh and thanks for fucking up Whitney’s “comeback”. If that’s the best you’ve got then its over sweetie.

Avril Lavigne’s fans are making her a shitload of money - without her lifting a finger. Avril’s biggest fans (all 4 of them) are using a program called “Ghost Mouse” to generate more views for the Girlfriend video. Cheats!

 Now it has been revealed that Avril has made upwards of $1 million off of the fake views. Youtube stipulates that videos which are found to have cheated their way to the top will be deleted. I guess the jury is still out on whether Avril should be let off. I say bring the bitch down!

Avril’s fans aren’t the only ones cheating though! We can now exclusively reveal that Delta Goodrem fans are using the program to generate votes for her song In This Life on the VH1 countdown in America. Some of her biggest fans are logging as many as 10, 000 votes in a week. Too bad their cheating didn’t pay off…

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