Madonna and her scat-lipped daughter Lourdes were spied leaving the Kaballah Centre in NYC last night, hand in hand. Hagdonna was said to be in a state of dissaray when a bunch of kids mistook her with Janice from The Muppets. Hey, that’s a compliment! Cat lady, anyone?

No, in all seriousness, imagine the adverse affect this will have on women-only gyms. Hag’s man muscles are enough to make the whole industry fall into recession. Also, does this mean Guy Ritchie is gay?

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Now that the latest Big Brother series has ended, ‘08 winner Terri Munro plans to spend a portion of her $250, 000 winnings on a face lift.

“I looked at myself on the telly chewing and I thought I looked awful. So I thought I might as well buy myself a facelift, but nothing too drastic,” Munro told The Daily Telegraph.

That will be money well spent in my opinion. She should also look into getting her canary yellow chompers fixed too. I just hope she remembers to loan Nobbi some money so he can get some eye opening surgery to those “slits” of his. Hey, she said it, not me!

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