God this bitch just won’t shut her yapper! Paris Hilton’s mom Kathy is now talking politics and she’s not happy with John McCain’s new TV ad which labels Barack Obama as a “celebrity” and compares him to Parasite and Shitney. Kathy writes,

“It is a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.”

You know, she’s not exactly wrong, but the fact that she’s Paris Hilton’s mother automatically strips her of having a valid opinion. I mean, how can we take her seriously when her daughter makes a living off of wasting the country’s time and attention?

The Republican nominee for the forthcoming US election, John McCain, has come out against gay adoption in an interview with George Stephanopolous on This Week. Ol’ Leatherface McCain says that he is “for the values that two parent families, the traditional family represents.” Check out the borefest below:

Not only does his face look like chicken bones wrapped in leather, but his neck looks like a scrotum. Haven’t you heard of nip tuck, Frankenstein? I guess not, since you look like you morphed here from the dinosaur age along with your out of touch politics. Haven’t you heard? Traditional= Old. Like you.