Tranny Lovato debuted her new video clip for her single “Get Back” today and in a nutshell…it sucks. BRB I need to de-skankify my computer screen with some baby wipes.

I must have Jonei fever! S.M.S. (Save my soul)!

The Jonas Virgins made an appearance on TRL earlier today and as usual, tweenies did their nut. You MUST open the bottom right thumbnail. I seriously think that girl pissed her panties. Speaking of panties, I wonder what type of panties Pubehead likes. I’d totally be down for modelling some of my hole-ridden Bart Simpson jocks. That would be so hot!

Anygay, which one tickles your schmickle? Vote below.

[Images: JonasHQ]

Former boybander GayC Chasez was lucky enough to be invited to a video game launch! With the way his career’s been going, I’d call it a lucky break - does anyone remember All day long I dream about gay sex? That song was the beginning of the end of his career. Maybe people just weren’t buying the whole hetero thing, but it was good for a laugh. Here’s GayC and his busted mug at the EA Sports premiering Madden NFL 09 event last night.

Just for the record, I’d still hit it.

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Pink is gearing up to release her fifth studio album and the first single entitled So What has just been leaked. Click HERE to listen to it.

It’s catchy, fun and current and follows in the vain of I kissed a girl’s “controversial” lyrics. She opens the song with “I guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went. So I’m gonna drink my money, I’m not gonna pay his rent.” And despite the lyrical content of the song, she tells us on her new myspace blog that Carey “likey’s too” adding “we are insane“. You don’t say…

 Zac Efron was spotted leaving the gym yesterday, looking tired, unkempt and pouty. I tell you people, this is what happens when a gay is deprived of his beauty sleep. I blame Chace Crawford for this blasphemy!

  Also, for someone who goes to the gym an awful lot, he sure isn’t ripped. Maybe he spends more of his time in the male-only sauna playing meatspin (NSFW). With that being said, I’d still hit it, but only after taking a packet of baby wipes to his face.

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