Lauren “LC” Conrad was hard(?) at work(?) today, filming scenes for the new season of The Hills with Heidi Montag’s sister Holly. The two lunched together at some trendy cafe in LA and talked about Boy drama, Heidi and salad. Well, I’m guessing that’s what they talked about, since that’s what she’s done for the last 3 seasons. Too fucking predictable. Oh well, only one season to go, since LC’s going onto bigger and better things. Cuz, y’know, she’s really talented and all. Haha! Here’s what she said:

 “Every season, I think it’s the last. Right now, I think this is the last season…I go through phases when I’ve been filming where I wake up in the middle of the night and I think I’m being filmed. That’s when I have to take a vacation.” Oh yes, because doing nothing all day is really strenuous. Ugh.

And the funny part of all of this, is that her bedroom’s probably bugged anyway. But I wouldn’t hold your breath for an LC sex tape, cuz that stuff is more reserved for her character on The Hills. In real life, Lauren’s about as interesting as a sheet of black paper…. …. … …

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Now that the latest Big Brother series has ended, ‘08 winner Terri Munro plans to spend a portion of her $250, 000 winnings on a face lift.

“I looked at myself on the telly chewing and I thought I looked awful. So I thought I might as well buy myself a facelift, but nothing too drastic,” Munro told The Daily Telegraph.

That will be money well spent in my opinion. She should also look into getting her canary yellow chompers fixed too. I just hope she remembers to loan Nobbi some money so he can get some eye opening surgery to those “slits” of his. Hey, she said it, not me!

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Reality TV twits, Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt (Of The Hills fame), were spotted looking at pricey property in Malibu yesterday. They looked at two homes priced $12 million and $15 million. The realtor who met with them said they were “serious buyers”.

What they really need to buy is a permanent holiday away from Hollywood, where no one will ever, ever find them. Perhaps they should invest in a farm because if their offspring end up looking anything like Heidi, they’re going to need a stable for the baby ponies to sleep in. When asked for a comment on whether they would ever consider a country life, Heidi replied “Neigh neigh neigh”.