Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez put on their happy faces - or in Demi’s case her tranny face - and posed for the camera’s together last night at the Teen Choice Awards. Supposedly there was never a rift between them, but Miley looks like she’s about to stab Demi in the back with a hair pin.

Miley also needs to do something about her tic-tac teefs! NOT CUTE! Speaking of not cute, how hideous is Demi’s outfit? She looks like she’s off to have tea with the Queen. As in the real Queen and not Zac Efron.

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Those Disney sluts need to hone up on their lying skills, cuz they’re coming undone faster than Miley’s panties on a sweaty night! Nick Jonas of the Jonas Virgins talked to Girl’s Life about a recent date he went on and accidentally outed his relationship with Selena Gomez. 

‘On one date, the girl said to me, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ So I said, ‘I don’t follow the rules.’

It was only a while back that Selena spilled to Twist magazine about her first date, and the scenario she described sounds eerily familiar.

‘I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, ‘Well, I never really play by the rules.’

 It would be kind of cute if they weren’t both such lying little pukes. It’s even worse when Selena tries to act all cutesy pie when she’s a real horndog. At least Miley is open her slutty ways.

Selena Gomez, star of Disney show The Wizards of Waverly Place, was spotted at LAX yesterday, checking in for departure. The tween idol is being touted as the new Miley Cyrus.

Ugh! I’m so over all these Disney sluts thinking they’re all important and shit now. Just look @ HOmez strutting around like she’s royalty. Sweetie, when you’re below Miley Cyrus on the food chain, there’s not much lower you can go. Speaking of cheap, tacky knockoff’s, that suitcase looks a little bit like a Coach bag. I’m assuming it’s not since she’s wearing some $5 shirt from Sears. She’s probably still on an allowance.

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