Those Disney sluts need to hone up on their lying skills, cuz they’re coming undone faster than Miley’s panties on a sweaty night! Nick Jonas of the Jonas Virgins talked to Girl’s Life about a recent date he went on and accidentally outed his relationship with Selena Gomez. 

‘On one date, the girl said to me, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ So I said, ‘I don’t follow the rules.’

It was only a while back that Selena spilled to Twist magazine about her first date, and the scenario she described sounds eerily familiar.

‘I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, ‘Well, I never really play by the rules.’

 It would be kind of cute if they weren’t both such lying little pukes. It’s even worse when Selena tries to act all cutesy pie when she’s a real horndog. At least Miley is open her slutty ways.

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Some cow threatened me with legal action if I didn’t remove this photo. What a skank, right?!

Rumors of a possible romance between Jess Origliasso of The Veronicas and MTV host Ruby Rose have been doing the rounds on the webz lately and now new pictures have surfaced showing the two skanks getting their dyke on.

First of all, Jess isn’t even a lesbian. She’s what you call an attention seeking whore. Secondly, Ruby is totally getting a boner - or the female equivalent. And last of all, why do they look like they just raided some cheap hookers closet? I can basically smell the stench of cigarettes, 3 day old panties and sweaty clams from here! Barf!

Incredibly annoying British singer, James Blunt, and former CSI star Gary Dourdan, were spotted in Ibiza last weekend getting their douche on. With topless girls fawning over them and simulating anal sex, onlookers were said to be shocked at the open display of sex.

I would have been in shock merely at the sight of James in the presence of chi chi’s. Nice chi chi’s they are too - perfectly rounded and firm. I guess those are prerequisites for hookers, right? Oh come on…you don’t think premium vag was there by mistake do you? James has about as much sex appeal as a balding baboon.

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