Zac Efron was spotted leaving the gym yesterday, looking tired, unkempt and pouty. I tell you people, this is what happens when a gay is deprived of his beauty sleep. I blame Chace Crawford for this blasphemy!

  Also, for someone who goes to the gym an awful lot, he sure isn’t ripped. Maybe he spends more of his time in the male-only sauna playing meatspin (NSFW). With that being said, I’d still hit it, but only after taking a packet of baby wipes to his face.

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While Zac Efron prettied up for the big occasion, Chace Crawford tried out the macho, scruffy look and ended up looking like a gay on a 5 night bender. The two were photographed together at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California last night. Looks like they were having a pout off.

Zac’s BFF Vanessa Hudgens was also there playing the role of “girlfriend” as I doubt her manky ass would have been invited without being attached to someone more famous. After Sneakernight I’m surprised she’s allowed to go anywhere! 

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Things between Gossip Girl co-stars Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford are heating up, reports the NY Daily News. A spy at a recent show for Brit pop act The Ting Tings said that the two were inseperable “and never moved more than a foot apart.” The spy went onto mention that even with a horde of girls around them, the two “only had eyes for each other.” More like brown eyes lubed up with crisco oil.

Chace strikes me as the type of gay who likes jerkin’ the gerkin’ while watching guys bat off on the net, but when it comes to the real thing he points and giggles like a school girl. I just hope when Eddie Westwick’s his no-no hole, he’ll loosen up a bit and stop being so pretentious. Embrace the homo!

Ashley Tisdale aka Gonzo from The Muppets celebrated her 23rd birthday at the DKNY jeans beach house in Malibu over the weekend. Among the guests at the party were Princess Zefron and fag hag Vanessa Hudgens. Whilst feasting on Pink Taco (to which Zac said “ew”) and cupcakes, Zac said of Jizzdale, “She is sweeter than this cupcake!” What he really meant to say is “She’s sweeter than this cupcake, but not as sweet as Brad Pitt’s ass”.

Here’s Zachary and his favorite girlfriends letting their hair down. Right after this photo was taken, they all went to the bar, ordered cosmo’s and slapped on their lippy.

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Some cow threatened me with legal action if I didn’t remove this photo. What a skank, right?!

Rumors of a possible romance between Jess Origliasso of The Veronicas and MTV host Ruby Rose have been doing the rounds on the webz lately and now new pictures have surfaced showing the two skanks getting their dyke on.

First of all, Jess isn’t even a lesbian. She’s what you call an attention seeking whore. Secondly, Ruby is totally getting a boner - or the female equivalent. And last of all, why do they look like they just raided some cheap hookers closet? I can basically smell the stench of cigarettes, 3 day old panties and sweaty clams from here! Barf!

Myspace “celebrity” - try not to laugh - Brandon Hilton, is coming out with his version of Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl titled I Kissed My Mom. The self-titled “first internet celebrity” is also releasing an androgynous inspired film clip. Check out the preview below.

Although these claims have yet to be substantiated, Brandon is thought to have recorded the song whilst squeezing his balls and singing through a fan. High-tech studio tricks, huh Brandon? Naw, the song really isn’t bad when you take out his voice and add in Katy Perry’s. Oh and since when are video camera’s allowed in sex-on-premises venues? Tut tut, slut.

Tween sensation, the Jonas Brothers, appear on the cover of next month’s issue of Rolling Stone magazine in what appears to be a desperate attempt to nab a slice of the lucrative tween dollar. It’s the only market they’ve yet to crack, after winning over the gays with the Zac Efron issue. Kevin Jonas’s (the ugly one of the lot on the left) not-so-subtle attempt to pull off his brother’s singlet should also attract paeophile’s with incetuious fetishes. Ew much?!

Let’s just hope Walmart have re-stocked their girl’s undies section, cuz you know they’ll be getting their knickers in a knot over these three geeks!

Meanwhile, uber-successful music producer Timbaland says he plans to work with the Jonas Brothers on his next album, which will serve as a sequel to his platinum selling album Shock Value. Hopefully that will be the kiss of death for the Jewonas Brothers, like it was for Ashley Simpson, and they will fade back into obscurity faster than you can say S.O.S. Ha!