http://www.liltomtom.com Celebrity gossip, Pop culture, Snark, Hollywood, Celebrities, Fashion, Music, Movies, Entertainment Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:38:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The Jonas Virgins "rocked out" at Good Morning America this morning in front of thousands of screaming tweenies. And by rocked out, I mean they moped around the stage like frail Pepaws on their last leg. OK so I have admission to make. I kind of find Pubehead a little bit ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/08/kevin-jonass-face-offends-me/ Guess whose making a comeback at this years MTV Video Music Awards, y'all? Shitney!!! According to E! Online, Shitters filmed a television promo spot at the Paramount lot in Hollywood on tuesday with first time host Russell Brand. "It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/08/shitney-to-make-a-comeback-at-this-years-vmas/ Princess Nancypants, Clay Aiken, is now a daddy! Jaymes Foster - the 50 year old fag hag he artifically inseminated - gave birth to a healthy baby boy around 8am on Friday. They've named him Parker Foster Aiken. That baby had a slim chance of coming out hetereosexual as it is, ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/08/gayken-becomes-a-father/ No, it's just a big beaked emu... Parasite Hilton has revealed that her and Spiderman co-creator Stan Lee are teaming up with MTV to create a superhero based on her. I'm not even joking! She told San Diego CityBeat, "I've created a superhero with [Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee], which is ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/08/its-a-bird-its-a-plane/  Rolling Stone thinks people who read their magazine, actually care about Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens. They probably don't, but since Miley's record label are making big bucks thanks to all the tweenies who went out and bought 10 copies of her album Acne Breakout, they can probably afford prime ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/08/best-cartoon-ever/   Gossip Girl Leighton Meester looked stunning at the Limelight Paris-New York Collection hosted by Piaget last night. Failed singer & actress Emmy Rossum was also there, presumably for lack of a better thing to do. Did anyone watch her last film Poseidon? Stale old cheese would've left a better taste ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/08/when-you-got-it-flaunt-it/    Miley Cyrus is dishing the dirt on her last relationship with Nick "Pubehead" Jonas in the latest issue of trash rag Seventeen. In short, she paints him as an egotistical control freak and then makes herself look like the victim. She blabs, "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/07/miley-cyrus-spills-on-ex-nick-jonas/   More pictures from the Elle photo shoot of Zefron and Vanessa Hudgens have surfaced including their High School Musical co-star Ashley Tisdale. Awkward, much? Zachary's looking at Skankessa as though she's a big, juicy wang. And as usual, Jizzdale looks like rat shit. It looks like someone's stuck a blonde wig ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/07/awkward/ TMZ has obtained pictures of two young girls climbing over a fence and entering the property of the Jonas Brother's family home in Toluca Lake, California yesterday. Don't be alarmed though people! They were probably just there to try and steal a pair of Joe's skinny jeans. It's like a ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/07/jonas-brothers-have-stalkers/ Pink is gearing up to release her fifth studio album and the first single entitled So What has just been leaked. Click HERE to listen to it. It's catchy, fun and current and follows in the vain of I kissed a girl's "controversial" lyrics. She opens the song with "I guess ... http://www.liltomtom.com/2008/08/07/pinks-new-song-has-leaked/